Captain’s priorities after consuming caffeine.
(Note: Lip ring not included.)
Merry Christmas, Captain!
All my love,
Skipper :)
Don’t mess with the world’s tiniest bouncer. She won’t put up with your shit.
Captain’s love for Jack is boundless.
Captain’s favorite season.
For when you’re away.
Captain says that the “scrubby brush” from Pampered Chef is worth all nine dollars.
True love.
Bacon is the only thing that matters. A tribute to Hyperbole and a Half.
